You know who you are. And the more you keep leaving these unwanted messages on my website and online accounts, the more I'm going to delete them and tell my friends about your stalker behavior and warn everyone I know.
So. Since you won't stop trying to contact me (and using increasingly stalker-esque behavior to do so, i.e. false names, identities, etc), I am forced to bring things out in the open. I've been giving you a chance to bow out gracefully and know when you aren't welcome, but you leave me with no choice.
You want to keep placing yourself where you aren't welcome? Fine. You get one chance. The next time I get a message that looks even REMOTELY to be from you, I'm contacting the police.
Have a nice day,
Your hostess,
The Fox