What I found could either be enlightening, frightening, or just plain old ightening.
First, I looked up 'Molly looks like'.
This was the first result:
'Molly looks like her face was set on fire and put out with a brick.'
O.o Sheesh, Google! Thanks a lot! You make me want to hide!
The next one wasn't much better:
'Dead Molly, Looks Like Cotton Fungus?'
Good grief, folks...
And the next one was just mean:
'Mike & Molly looks like a really funny show! :)'
All I have to say is: no. Just...no. -_-
'Molly looks good.'
Ahh, now that's a bit better. :P
'Mike and Molly looks like a bad show.'
Okay, what is up with this show?? I don't even know what it's about!! *insert confused/angry face*
'Molly looks like she is enjoying her dinner. (well DUH!)'
Boy, I was enjoying it tonight...I was SO hungry after class tonight (only had ramen, an orange, and a handful of cereal all afternoon)...
So next on my road to mind meltage, I looked up 'Molly Says'.
'Molly says, it's been well over a month. Where are the angry letters? Why is no one storming my castle?'
Good question...I don't know what it's been well over a month from, but I suppose that's up for interpretation.
'Welcome to a Facebook Page about Weird things Molly says and does.'
'Molly says stupid things. That's why I'm her friend.'
...should I be flattered? Is the saying of stupid things somehow friend-worthy? Is it a lop-sided friendship, where the friend in question just wants to be friends in order to sound smarter by comparison? Or is the saying of stupid things amusing and something to be preserved?
My head is spinning...I need to stop... O.o
Next I looked up 'Molly Is'.
Molly is a large, powerful and bright yellow steam engine. Shes proud of her strength, but Molly is also very sensitive.
I...have nothing to say to that.
Molly is a Dreamer.
Can't disagree there...I dream quite a bit, really.
'Molly is a teenager who loves Hannah Montana.'
NO. Hannah Montana, while not necessarily evil, is mindless drivel that shouldn't be mentioned. *snarls*
After the 'Hannah Montana' reference I changed gears and looked up 'Molly Wants'.
'Molly Wants Them To Eat A Gopher'
Name that movie. XD
'molly wants donuts'
Until I read that line I wasn't even thinking about donuts...and now I really want one. *whimpers* It'd be hard to find one at 11 at night, though. XD
''Mike & Molly' has all the makings of being an indulgence '
ENOUGH ABOUT THE TV SHOW. My gosh, people.
'My Molly has Popeye...I think?'
Last I checked I was Popeye-free...but thanks for asking.
'Every Molly has an Emo album'
Sheesh, let my bangs grow out to cover my eyes and I'm branded for life. My hair isn't even black anymore... XD
Well, if this wasn't enlightening to find out what Google could scrape up about me, consider it insanity-ridden and forget you ever read this. XD
Your sleep-deprived hostess,