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Thank you, and have a nice day.
Please forgive my wanton fantasy. Thank you.
When I get my camera I have lots of new things that I've learned on Photoshop to run across the pictures I will take. I have a tiny amount of pictures saved to my (new) computer, and they have already been tweaked and played with to the point of supreme irritation on my part. So, I will continue to beat my poor audience over the head with this statement: I NEED A CAMERA. AAAARRRGH.
Teetering on the brink,